Onestone was his First Nations name given to him because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named BlueBird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until BlueBird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman named YellowBird returned to the village after many years away. YellowBird who was BlueBird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.