Human-like Skeletons Discovered On Mars

03/07/2004: Overheard by the interplanetary radio data exchange:

A small field containing ancient human-like skeletons was unearthed today in the northern hemesphere of Mars. Scientists speculate what many suspected to be true among the scientific community: The human race originally evolved on Mars. All humans living on the third planet, Earth (Terra), are descendants of emergency survival missions launched in desperation from the fourth planet, Mars, after an environmental disaster caused by an accident handling genetically engineered microbes designed for use in metropolitan waste handling that had mutated due to the thinning of the atmospheric shielding layer.

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