Kids are quick!
Posted: 7/14/2006 10:10:06 AM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Humor
TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:      John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:      Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER:      No, that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:      Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:      What are you talking about?
DONALD:       Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:      Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE:       I is...
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:       All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."  
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TEACHER:      George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:        Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER:      Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.   Did you copy his?
CLYDE:        No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER:      Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher
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