"We have as many weapons of mass destruction as Iraq, and the chances of finding either Ossama or Saddam seem to be the same if you invade Afghanistan, Iraq, or Canada."

That's funny - we never found any Massive Weapons of Destruction in Iraq. And we've since found Saddam, but Osama is still not to be found, even though it was him behind the 9/11 attack, and Saddam didn't really have anything to do with it.