words women use
Words Women Use:
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half
an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the
meaning of Fine.)
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's
response to be Nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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