Dear Republican Scum:

You fools owe the liberals for everything you have. As I pointed out before, the great achievements in human history were all done by liberals.

In fact, conservatives fought these liberals, because for conservatives are for the "status quo." Liberals are all about growing in new directions.

We liberals said the Earth was round. You didn't believe us. We said the Earth was not the center of the universe. You excommunicated us. We said there were dinosaurs. You said it was a hoax. We said there were cavemen. You still don't have an answer for that one.

We liberals said women and blacks deserved to be equal members of society. You conservatives fought us, and killed many of us.

We are the great painters, comedians, writers, playwrights, poets, songwriters, scientists, and lovers.

Name me one conservative legend in human history who was regarded as a good person. Just one. You can't, can you?

There are no conservative Mozarts - only Salieris. We had MLK. You had Bull Connor.

We had Picasso, Warhol, Dali, Da Vinci, Michelangelo. You would have hung a few of these guys for being gay. Where are your artists?

You have nothing. No artists. Because you conservatives are not creators. You are destroyers.

All of Silicon Valley and most of Wall Street is center-left liberals and progressives. The blue states in this country account for most of the country's wealth.

We have Harvard and the Ivy League. Where are the great conservative colleges? University of Texas?

Name the great cities of the world that are known for being conservative? London, Paris, Rome? Anyone?

You conservatives have been a drag on human development since the very beginning. Since Cain (the conservative, always trying to please Daddy) and Abel (the good son, the open-minded son).

When you conservatives ruled the world, you hijacked Christianity and turned it into a ritualistic mega-church with a standing army. You massacred millions. There is a reason why that era was called the Dark Ages.

We liberals countered with the Enlightenment. The Renaissance. It is a fact that all the writers, all the artists, all the great men to come from this era were liberals. Many were seen as enemies of the Church and State.

But as always, we liberals brought you conservative fools out of the darkness. We dragged you out, kicking and screaming, as usual.

We showed you the wonders of evolution, of science, and you hate us. We are showing you the miracle of stem cell research, the promise that it has, and you want to shut it down.

We have showed you the dangers of global warming, whether it's man made or not - and you still refuse to believe.

We tried to free the slaves. And you fought us. We crafted the world you Republicans live in. Your 40 hour work week, getting paid for overtime, no child labor, Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid... We created all of it.

We created the very world you live in. The art you see, the movies you love, words on the page that stir your heart.

And still you fight us.

You Republican fools would let a simple TV ad stop you from purchasing a product that would probably benefit you.

As usual, you cut off your nose to spite your face. Typical. But completely expected.

After all, when your heroes are Hannity and Limbaugh and Beck, you must live a sad, hateful life. Anti-everything that makes sense - and pro-everything that doesn't make sense.

I guess that's why you fools support this war, even though it makes us less safe.

We're fighting them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here! Genius.

So, continue to hate the liberals and progressives among you. Just be sure to step out of the way as we lead humanity into this next century.

Oh, and hate Steve Jobs and Bill Gates - two of the people responsible for you even typing on your computer. By the way, they're both big-time liberals.
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Comfortably Anonymous
5/27/2008 11:44:26 AM
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