The Line
Posted: 2/2/2008 7:14:36 PM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Humor

On a particular judgment day the Lord comes and
says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

The line of the men, dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women, there was only one man. The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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