Psychological Evaluation with a Computer Keyboard
Posted: 1/14/2010 10:00:37 AM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Weird stuff

A psychiatrist can diagnose their patient by asking the user to press any key.

What they press indicates which mental afflication they are suffering from:

  • space bar - penile size complex.
  • ctrl - control freak
  • esc - escapism
  • alt - schizophrenia
  • shift - split personality
  • enter - vaginal fixation
  • F1 - overgrown ambition.
  • num enter - anal fixation
  • num zero - low self esteem
  • menu key - bulimic
  • tab - drunkard
  • backslash - paranoia
  • caps lock - Tourette's
  • delete - destructive
  • arrow up - mania
  • arrow down - depression
  • windows key - suicidal tendencies
  • reset - hopeless idiot.
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