A crocodile happily went "tick-tock" after ???

Some tourist informs zoo she accidentally fed a crocodile a small package containing several extremely hazardous chemicals.

Her rationale: "This should have been a very dramatic shot, but things didn't work out."

Poor croc hasn't been able to take a dump for FOUR WEEKS. [Could you imagine that?]

But then the phone started ringing...

[Gets weirder]

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