RE: Can''''t deposit Sperm in a Sperm Bank
Posted: 9/18/2000 9:21:51 PM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Raid on the Forest of Horrors
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I was tottaly confused one day as I walked down the street twoards my bank, though I wasn't sure, since I had just came from the dentist office, and they had to pull my wisdom teeth.  Gave me something real weird, had to breath it in.  Left me pretty loopy for the rest of the afternoon.

So as I was (thinking) I was walking down the street, I graciously entered the building that I would normally call my bank.  Right on the corner, as I had entered there for the past 10 years.  Walked up to the teller and said I need to make a deposit.  She then gave me a paper and said to sign at the bottom.  

Still looking around, I had noticed that this was strange, and I still didn't notice that I wasn't at my bank.  I signed the paper and the lady said to follow her.  I said all I wanted to do was deposit some money, and she said that they would pay me after I had completed my deposit.  I was tottaly confused..

She lead me into a brightly light hallway, and opened a door, asked me to enter.  Said there were sampling cups on the table next to the TV and VCR.
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