Viagra Advertising Slogans

The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!

09. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

08. Viagra, Like a rock!

07. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.

06. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

05. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

04. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

03. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

02. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan

01. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
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