When I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a @#$%&% motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a girl a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a stupid Bozo.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I really didn't give a crap but you should have seen his face when I crossed the street, got into my car & drove away