How do blind people know when they are done pooping?
I guess they have to run their fingers through?

Stevie Wonder challenged Tiger Woods to a golfing match.
Stevie says "I bet you a hundered dollars I can beat you at
golfing." Tiger says "Okay." Stevie says meet me tonight at
12:00 A.M. and we'll golf.

I'm just glad blind people can't read this!