New Life Saver Flavor
Posted: 11/23/2006 5:43:16 PMBy: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Humor
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say: Red... cherry, Yellow... lemon, Green... lime, Orange... orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may Sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror; spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh My God! They're ass-holes!"
The children began to say: Red... cherry, Yellow... lemon, Green... lime, Orange... orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may Sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror; spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh My God! They're ass-holes!"
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