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Words Women Use:

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
          they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means half
         an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
         been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
         around the house.
3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means
        something and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin
        with Nothing usually end in Fine.  (Refer back to #1 for the
        meaning of Fine.)

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.  Don't do it!

5.) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
        statement often misunderstood by men. A  loud sigh means she
        thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
        time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
        back to #3  for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay:  This is one of  the most dangerous statements
       a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
       think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
       for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint.
       Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:  Is a women's way of  saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got  it:  Another dangerous
       statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
       man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
       later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's
       response to be Nothing. (Refer  back to # 3 for the  meaning of
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