When Farrah Fawcett died, God came to her in Heaven and said "You lived such a good life and were nice to so many people. How can I make it up to you?"

She said "All I want is for the children of the world to be safe, and for peace on Earth."

Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

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When Michael Jackson died, God said to him "I was always a big fan of your music. How can I make it up to you?"

Michal said "I hate my family. I want to completely disassociate myself from them by becoming even whiter."

A few minutes later, Billy Mays arrived with a bottle of Oxi-Clean...