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So this is how the "old world" dies...

When Farrah Fawcett died, God came to her in Heaven and said "You lived such a good life and were nice to so many people. How can I make it up to you?"

She said "All I want is for the children of the world to be safe, and for peace on Earth."

Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

When Michael Jackson died, God said to him "I was always a big fan of your music. How can I make it up to you?"

Michal said "I hate my family. I want to completely disassociate myself from them by becoming even whiter."

A few minutes later, Billy Mays arrived with a bottle of Oxi-Clean...

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