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Survivor III

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter.  In
response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style."  The contestants will
start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston
and Brownsville.  They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to
Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo.  From there, they proceed to
Abilene, and on to Ft.Worth and back to Dallas.  Each will be driving a
pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads "I'm  gay, I voted for Al
Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

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