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Electric Starters Ruined the World

The problems of the modern world are all due to the Starter Motor. Pants and the Suffrage movement would all be meaningless if it were not for the electric starter motor in cars. How are broads going to get to work if they had to crank start their minivans? They would still be at home raising kids, cleaning my house, and making my supper. Take them out of the workforce and unemployment would be less than 1% and wages would skyrocket. If they can’t start the car, they would be dependant on men and the whole world would be in much better shape.
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