Stamp Out Literacy!
Posted: 3/11/2011 9:43:22 AMBy: Comfortably Anonymous
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Is your child troubled by critical thought and analysis? Careful examination of function and value? These are but a few of the devastating symptoms of a plague that once ravaged our country. At its peak in 1979, Literacy affected 99.9% of Americans. Today, thanks to tireless efforts of a dedicated few, we've knocked that number down to 99%... but we still have a long way to go.
We are working to stamp out literacy in your lifetime. For every $100 we receive in donations, $40 goes to putting a DS in the hands of an at-risk child and $30 goes to the campaign fund for politicians working to eradicate teachers.
Literacy is a burden, but together we can put an end to it.
Give generously.
Thank you
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