The Most Important Quiz in the World
Posted: 4/22/2018 11:47:21 AMBy: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Weird stuff
Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"
- I think beavers work too hard.
- I use shoe polish to excess.
- God is love.
- I like mannish children.
- I have always been disturbed by the sight of Lincoln's ears.
- I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.
- Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
- I am not afraid of picking up door knobs.
- believe I smell as good as most people.
- Frantic screams make me nervous.
- It's hard for me to say the right thing when I find myself in a room full of mice.
- I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.
- A wide necktie is a sign of disease.
- As a child I was deprived of licorice.
- I would never shake hands with a gardener.
- My eyes are always cold.
- Cousins are not to be trusted.
- When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.
- I am never startled by a fish.
- I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.
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