Windows 10 Source Code
Posted: 6/4/2020 11:11:06 AM
By: PrintableKanjiEmblem
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Topic: Windows

/* Windows 10 Source Code */
include "win31.h"
include "win95.h"
include "win98.h"
include "winME"
include "winXP"
include "winVista"
include "win7"
include "win8"
include "workst~1.h"
include "evenmore.h"
include "oldstuff.h"
include "billrulz.h"
include "monopoly.h"
define INSTALL HARD


char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
    while (!CRASHED)
    {
        display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();

        if (first_time_installation)
        {
            make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
            do_nothing_loop();
            totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
            search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS / 2();
            make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
            disable_Netscape();
            disable_RealPlayer();
            disable_Lotus_Products();
            hang_system();
        }

        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();

        if (still_not_crashed)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            basically_run_windows_3.1();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }
    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
        set_wait_states(lots);
        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows ME"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows VISTA"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 8"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 10");

    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while (something)
    {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
    }

    create_general_protection_fault();
}

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