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Auto-defenestration
Posted At: 9/24/2026 11:18:15 PM
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I once attended a very serious lecture on defenestration, the ancient and highly specific art of throwing someone-or something-out of a window.
The professor began: "The word comes from the Latin de, meaning 'out of,' and fenestra, meaning 'window.'"
At that point, one student raised his hand and…
Farm Animal Band
Posted At: 7/12/2024 12:18:54 PM
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On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says…
Real Programmers Don't Use Java
Posted At: 5/14/2024 9:04:49 AM
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Back in the good old days -- the "Golden Era" of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called "Real Men" and "Quiche Eaters" in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones that understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones…
The Evolutionary Wars of M&M Candy
Posted At: 6/11/2022 8:16:59 AM
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is…
Translate this, American loser
Posted At: 3/18/2022 11:16:34 PM
Posted By: Dan Taub
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Baby Jokes
Posted At: 12/3/2021 10:24:34 AM
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Q: Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hall?
A: Because it had a javelin stuck through its head.
Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
A: Ripping it back off.
Q: What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100MPH?
A: Stopping it with a cricket bat (thwok)
Q: What's…
On Men and Women
Posted At: 12/3/2021 10:22:54 AM
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On the subject of men: I've been a member of the gender for 24 years.I've stumbled through many of the stages of becoming a man, including wildly irregular voice changes at the age of 12, acne attacks in my teens, major crushes on girls who still do not know I am alive and periods of time when I…
Actual Excerpts from Student Science Exam Papers
Posted At: 12/3/2021 10:15:15 AM
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that…
"Euphemisms" For Vomiting
Posted At: 12/3/2021 10:08:11 AM
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Yawning in technicolor
Engaging in an involuntary protein spill
Puke
Spew
Emit
Chunder
Retch
Sick Up
Do A Technicolour Yawn
Park The Tiger
Yell for Ralph
Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
Make A Pavement Pizza
Have a School Lunch Re-Run
Air The Diced Carrots
Barf and Produce The Liquid…
25 Ways to Cope with STRESS
Posted At: 12/3/2021 10:06:41 AM
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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things…

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